Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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