Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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