and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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