the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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