they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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