Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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