My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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