im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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