I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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