there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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