Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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