12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.