i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
