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(248): View more from Michigan

it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

What?

(248): View more from Michigan

..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Details.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."

(817): View more from Texas

I was drunk but it's true

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(917): View more from New York City

I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.

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(208): View more from Idaho

We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball

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(815): View more from Illinois

we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.

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(415): View more from California

Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?

(941): View more from Florida

You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.

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