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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly

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(614): View more from Ohio

Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left

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(707): View more from California

you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?

(1-707): View more from California

yeah, you wanna come?

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature

(804): View more from Virginia

that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw

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(302): View more from Delaware

He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!

(1-302): View more from Delaware

Do it. It’s a noble position.

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