i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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