some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He shit in the fireplace
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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