Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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