she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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