Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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