absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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