all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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