my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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