That's intense
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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