I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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