Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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