last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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