I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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