wanna go halves on a baby?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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