Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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