i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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