the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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