Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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