What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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