So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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