Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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