I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
you will always have a special place in my vag
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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