I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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