I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.