home. puking in laundry basket.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Do you have feelings for this penis?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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