i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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