How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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