he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
