Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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