my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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