One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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