weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Your dad touched me again.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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