But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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