Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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