i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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