So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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