I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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