I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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