I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just googled if crying burns calories
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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