how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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