And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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