Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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