Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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