There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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