I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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