Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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