yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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